20080126

TGIF

so i read this comic boo -- correction, this trade paperback(TPB) called Fables (Vertigo).

what's a TPB?! you insolent fools!

well, it's just a comic book printed on fine ass piece of paper and with better presentation. haha.

i degressed.

so, Fables (Vertigo). it's a twisted take on all of your fairytale characters i.e. Pinocchio, Goldilocks & the Three Bears etc, slabbed up into a fantastic, orgasmic bloody t-bone steak, served with dijon mustard and all profanity and porn fetishes(i lied) known to man. Snow Queen never looked so hot before.

not spoiling anything for anyone but, Old King Cole's the mayor and Red Riding Hood was actually bad but then she was good and Jack and the Beanstalk was actually John and Snow White had sex with Big Bad Wolf(Bigby) and had kids and -- oh shit! spoilerssss

on a final note: i need a gaming rig ffs! playing TFT2 in this laptop is a downer.

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