monk the fish

i had a fish. its name was monk. monk the fish. its a monk fish. thus "monk the fish".

it had brown hair. beautiful brown hair. teeth as white as snow. eyes as wide as my ex, dakota. i wonder why we broke up. oh, that's right, she has sex with the mailman. i'll never order online again.

i just realised i was describing my ex, not my fish. fishes don't have brown hair! humans do. how silly of me. lets start over.

i had a fish. its name was monk. monk the fish. its a monk fish. thus "monk the fish".

it had black hair. beautiful black hair. teeth as white as snow. eyes as wide as my ex, helenor. i wonder why we broke up. oh, that's right, she had sex with my best friend. i'll never have a friend again.

i just realised i was describing my ex, not my fish. fishes dont have black hair! humans do. how silly of me. lets start over.

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i just realised, i didn't had any ex, nor do i own any fish. how silly of me, i had a horse!

on a final note: get in my car! it's too full...

ten clowns plus an ape.