so i was sitting on the couch at my living room, right? at 3 a.m., right? was eating chilli stingray, right? then i heard a cry from the toilet! i was freaking freaked out. was like: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"
mentally of course. so then i plucked up my courage, and went to the source, with the plate of stingray altogether.
so there was i, trembling with fear, but curious, so i peeked into the toilet, and -- FUCK! A FUCKING HEAD! -- i was like: "fucking christ! (with british accent, of course) what the fuck! A FUCKING HEAD PIPE!"
seriously i was freaked out man. a freakin head pipe! in my toilet! i mean who wouldn't be shocked?
on a final note: tomorrow'll be juice day. i'll be drinking only fruit juices seeing my having a new juicer. which is cool. healthy living. yea right.
so there was i, trembling with fear, but curious, so i peeked into the toilet, and -- FUCK! A FUCKING HEAD! -- i was like: "fucking christ! (with british accent, of course) what the fuck! A FUCKING HEAD PIPE!"
seriously i was freaked out man. a freakin head pipe! in my toilet! i mean who wouldn't be shocked?
on a final note: tomorrow'll be juice day. i'll be drinking only fruit juices seeing my having a new juicer. which is cool. healthy living. yea right.
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