so i was watching channel 5's programme slot at 2-ish. and it was showing -- TADA -- arnold swarchzennegar as a -- TADA -- COMMMANDO. wow. now there's a sight we've seen all to many times. a cliche if you would.
ok, so arnold was faced with a gabajillion minions and he was like spraying his heavy machine gun as if like watering his garden. AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE BULLETS HIT THE MINIONS! fuck, the army certianly could use people like arnie.
then the final battle. so till now, our dear arnie was able to dodge how many millions of bullets the minions have thrown at him (or shoot. whatever). so there he is, sneaking around the corner when -- BAM -- he gets shot in the left shoulder by a 9mm. if this was a minion, he would and could have dodge it through some nostradamus's magical powers. but seeing it's the 'boss' he can't. and he was cringing and squirming in pain. now you feel what the minions felt, arnie. PAYBACK'S A BITCH.
on a final note: please students, when you grow up and become a director, please don't direct films of that calibre. it just sucks. shows that you've been watching too much rambo. AND IT SUCKED TOO.
i've used too much caps in this entry. gotta do a noir-like the next time.
ok, so arnold was faced with a gabajillion minions and he was like spraying his heavy machine gun as if like watering his garden. AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE BULLETS HIT THE MINIONS! fuck, the army certianly could use people like arnie.
then the final battle. so till now, our dear arnie was able to dodge how many millions of bullets the minions have thrown at him (or shoot. whatever). so there he is, sneaking around the corner when -- BAM -- he gets shot in the left shoulder by a 9mm. if this was a minion, he would and could have dodge it through some nostradamus's magical powers. but seeing it's the 'boss' he can't. and he was cringing and squirming in pain. now you feel what the minions felt, arnie. PAYBACK'S A BITCH.
on a final note: please students, when you grow up and become a director, please don't direct films of that calibre. it just sucks. shows that you've been watching too much rambo. AND IT SUCKED TOO.
i've used too much caps in this entry. gotta do a noir-like the next time.
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