so i was aimlessly surfing friendster when i looked upon this guy's profile. can't paste the link here, else i'd show you.
man, on his 'about me', he wrote something like: "i'm cute", "veri the manje", "mummy boi".
and i was like: "dude, man wtf, are you a girl or something? i mean i've nothing against gays (actually i do) but hell if you are, just say it man. come out. HAHAHA let's see whether you're a "mummy boi" now.
then there're people who really wrote their true selves down. i mean their height, breasts size, their hates and loves and so, so forth.
what, couldn't they keep it to themselves? i mean, those are your particulars. a terrorist could easily use that to their advantage. they can say: "ooo, i found this girl with the breast size of ___ and height of ___ and she loves cute teddy bears and hates hypocrites, planting a bomb on west end street. she's from singapore. and she need not be with someone who is very handsome as inner beauty is most important"
insert middle eastern accent to the monologue.
wait...inner beauty is most important? so she'll accept even quasimodo? come one! get serious! everyone want someone who's gorgeous. it's part of the natural selection, dear. nobody wants to fuck quasimodo. so i say, you're the one who's a hypocrite. hate yourself then.
on a final note: i say nominate these fools for the darwnian awards!
man, on his 'about me', he wrote something like: "i'm cute", "veri the manje", "mummy boi".
and i was like: "dude, man wtf, are you a girl or something? i mean i've nothing against gays (actually i do) but hell if you are, just say it man. come out. HAHAHA let's see whether you're a "mummy boi" now.
then there're people who really wrote their true selves down. i mean their height, breasts size, their hates and loves and so, so forth.
what, couldn't they keep it to themselves? i mean, those are your particulars. a terrorist could easily use that to their advantage. they can say: "ooo, i found this girl with the breast size of ___ and height of ___ and she loves cute teddy bears and hates hypocrites, planting a bomb on west end street. she's from singapore. and she need not be with someone who is very handsome as inner beauty is most important"
insert middle eastern accent to the monologue.
wait...inner beauty is most important? so she'll accept even quasimodo? come one! get serious! everyone want someone who's gorgeous. it's part of the natural selection, dear. nobody wants to fuck quasimodo. so i say, you're the one who's a hypocrite. hate yourself then.
on a final note: i say nominate these fools for the darwnian awards!
2 comments:
Love the blog.
The darwin awards, i doubt, would accept said people. After all, anyone putting their breast size is obviously not trying to limit procreation anytime soon, right?
Anyway, feel free to check out my blog sometime.
ahhh. wittiness from the shak! i came across this particular profile which makes me wanna puke my intestines out. her friends' testimonials to her (which i think might be forced at gunpoint) consisted of "she has a great body/big boobs/flat butt". i'm not jealous. seriously, she doesn't even have it! and those "i lurbb eeuu" thingies, it turns me off. somebody, please educate them! -raf
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